This covers chapters eight of the book, which equates to eight and nine of Fifty Shades, and I've also provided a bit about Grey, which is Fifty Shades written from Christian Grey's point of view. If you haven't read it and will never read it for any one of a number of excellent reasons, you can hear it from me that it is one of the laziest things I've ever seen. It can't have been for anything other than the money, unless perhaps it's a sort of backhanded attempt at a

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I mentioned in my previous post that I've been reviewing Fifty Shades of Neigh, which is a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. The hero, Crispian Neigh, has a dark secret. He's a Brony.

Anyway, the group that's hosting it, Rage Reviews, is marked NSFW, and some people might not be interested in going there or in the full review.

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Hope you're having fun!

I have a ton to do, but I just did a double update on Fifty Shades of Neigh in Rage Reviews. Remember, it's a NSFW group now, and there are trigger warnings for rape, violence, and sexual abuse. So I'm not providing a link--it's just that some people like to know.

So, I have a friend called Pegasub, and she just joined. I told her not to do that creepy thing where you follow people and say "HI FOLLOW ME BACK," and this is probably the one time she'll listen to me.

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I'm alit with inspiration and I also may be loosing my sanity a little bit.

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Fifty Shades of Grey
I would never recommend this porno to anyone I know. Christian Grey is a manipulative and possessive stalker who throws a tantrum towards Ana if he doesn't get what he wants. Please don't be like Christian! This is glorification of abusive relationships disguised as a love story and it's psychologically disgusting. It's really sad to know that its box office earns more than 500 million dollars.

Fifty Shades Darker

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Rage Reviews is a NSFW group now, but I just did a substantial update after almost a year. I think those of you who have been following it will enjoy this one.

This time, it's a Brony-ized version of the infamous contract. Fifty Shades of Neigh doesn't include one, and obviously it needed to exist, so . . .

I wrote it.

Not much to add, really. Just really hope this reaches true meme statues.

I mean, after suffering through Grey, Darker, and currently working his way through reviewing Freed, only to hear that there's ANOTHER 'book' from E. L. James in the series in-coming?

I'd say The Dom deserves some exposure and levity both.

I hope your day is less boring than usual. Cause girl you're perfect! You're always worth it, and you deserve it the way you work it! Cause girl you earned it!

Sometimes I feel like the journey of a thousand miles doesn’t start so much with a single step as with rolling a rock over the top of a hill; it is hard to get it to the top of the hill, but it starts getting easier to push it once you get over the crest and it really gets rolling down the other side.

It would certainly explain a thing or two about me.

Today’s stories:

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So, I haven't been doing the best at writing new material that doesn't suck, and I've lost two followers this week but I did update a good number of my numerous anthologies over the past three days, some of which had gone over two years since last being updated. Maybe someday I update some of my non-anthology stories too! Heh heh heh (muffled crying)

Collections I've updated since the 18th:

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